A whole gaggle of couture wearing celebu-ladies thought they were going to make it to the end of this week without us rendering bitchy judgment on their Paris Couture Week front row fashions. Silly celebu-ladies! Line up for assessment, please.
Alexandra Daddario at Dior
This is exceedingly, almost aggressively bland.
Alicia Silverstone at Elie Saab
This is aggressively NOT bland. Looks a little like the interior of a head shop, unfortunately.
Camila Cabello at Giambattista Valli
Just a shockingly hideous bodice design and an astonishingly unflattering dress.
Camila Cabello at Viktor & Rolf
It’s borderline ugly and extremely twee, but that just makes it correct for a Viktor & Rolf show.
Eiza González at Fendi
This outfit is trying to do too many things and everything from the waist up is more complicated than it should be.
Fan Bingbing at Gaurav Gupta
This is pretty understated for her. Not that we’re complaining. She clearly knows how to work that dress and we love the retro hair.
Fan Bingbing at Tony Ward
This is pure stunning. Again, she knows exactly how to pose it.
Lily James at Fendi
Widow’s weeds. It’s fine, but it’s a sharp turn after years of Pam Anderson-inspired hottie looks.
Margaret Qualley at Chanel
The dress and shoes are cute, but she’s too pale for them.
Naomi Watts at Fendi
No, girl. That’s just weird.
Nicole Ari Parker at Valentino
Despite being matchy as hell, we just don’t see how that top coordinates with that skirt. It helps neither of them.
Shakira at Viktor & Rolf
LOVE seeing this coat in the wild and off the runway. She actually looks pretty great in it.
Riley Keough at Chanel
We’d say that this time of year doesn’t call for velvet jumpsuits, but if there’s one person on earth whose lineage gives them a free past to work jumpsuits for life, it’s her. Besides, it looks pretty great.
Zoe Saldana at Fendi
That dress is too flimsy for such a heavy footwear choice, not to mention a pair of focus-pulling tights.
[Photo Credit: Abaca Press/INSTARimages, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images, Courtesy of Tony Ward Couture]
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