Okay, ladies. This is for Victoria’s Secret, so line up in the tackiest outfit you can snag. We’re here to judge.
AnnaSophia Robb in Victoria’s Secret
It’s not easy to make a slip look dowdy and aging, but her team managed to do it for her.
Avril Lavigne
This looks… squeaky. She must sound like a window washer when she walks.
Doja Cat in Victoria’s Secret
Inoffensive, which is something of a triumph in this setting.
Gigi Hadid in Ferragamo
Also not terrible, but the black pumps look kind of awful with it.
Jemima Kirke
Kind of fun, but those beige pumps strike us as a very odd choice.
Julia Fox
This is sedate for her. We should take the time to appreciate it.
Lourdes Leon in Natalia Fedner
Hahahahaha. Girl, come on. We realize this is Victoria’s Secret and all but your dress is evaporating.
Michelle Rodriguez
The textile looks chintzy, but this is one of the classier looks of the night.
Naomi Campbell in Paco Rabanne
We wondered for a moment if the dress was fabulous on its own or was she just making it look fabulous because she’s Naomi. Then we saw the shoes, realized even she can’t save some things, and decided that the dress is not bad at all.
Pryanka Chopra in Giambattista Valli
So many of these dresses look like they shouldn’t get within 20 feet of an open flame.
[Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria’s Secret]
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